PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic boo